Entry #1

Fucking First Post!

2008-02-01 17:43:56 by Captain-Jack
Updated

BAM.


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yfor4yfor4

2008-02-01 18:00:51

Nice eye.

where did you buy it?

i need a new one

respond please :D

Captain-Jack responds:

I'm responding.

I bought it with my Eye-book in the Eye District. I enjoy its functionality, but the texture is slightly off-putting.


Slayer3751Slayer3751

2008-02-01 18:09:31

I request your eye also.


&amp;lt;deleted&amp;gt;<deleted>

2008-02-01 20:21:10

*~u n3v3r lov3d m3 lik3 i did~*

Captain-Jack responds:

L33t speak does drive me wild, however.


Rabid-EchidnaRabid-Echidna

2008-02-02 03:59:38

A/S/L?

Captain-Jack responds:

24/F/Your bedroom window


EnollEnoll

2008-02-02 05:57:03

Woah, you're back....again!

Captain-Jack responds:

Yeah, I like to drop by every now and then. ;)


X-NautX-Naut

2008-02-02 22:05:22

But yeah, you really remind me of Scarlett Johansson.


pHuXxXB0xXpHuXxXB0xX

2008-02-03 00:58:43

13/m/so-cal, wanna meet up sometime?


ripoffhitmanripoffhitman

2008-02-03 21:50:08

Hai :)


InsertFunnyUserNameInsertFunnyUserName

2008-02-21 03:36:20

How have I not seen you around more with your 6000+ posts?


EvarkEvark

2008-03-13 10:02:57

I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions, and I want you to answer them truthfully.

Who is your daddy and what does he do?


aldlvaldlv

2008-03-17 21:05:59

you are really beautiful...

maybe you heard taht every day... but... is true
and I had to say it... =D


SpeedMetalSandwichSpeedMetalSandwich

2008-03-19 04:01:33

Sydney, oh my fucking lord.

Yes please.


positively-negativepositively-negative

2008-03-19 07:07:31

Hey thar chief. Having a nice life, cause I hope you are for the sake that nice lives are nice.


ZergzealotZergzealot

2008-03-19 08:11:12

you're hot! *drools*


LokiLoki

2008-03-24 21:53:38

AAAAAAH!


AzutomAzutom

2008-04-02 05:11:12

BAM. First and last news post? O.o
I'm gonna fall asleep. Entertain me! *collapses on the floor, head first*


FIGMENTUMFIGMENTUM

2008-04-03 06:28:42

gggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

preceding line had more personality than nearly all previous comments.


xXMajuniorXxxXMajuniorXx

2008-04-03 07:22:32

I lol'd at all the horny teenagers.

"A/S/L"

"You're hot"

"Wanna meet up sometime"

"*fap fap fap*"

cold fucking showers, like now.

=3


TeaTea

2008-04-03 13:07:17

OH GOD! WHAT IS IT?!


JackotradesJackotrades

2008-04-03 14:08:53

nice earring.


ShitOnMyShoesShitOnMyShoes

2008-04-03 16:22:19

More like Captain Jill AMIRITE?


CaptainRexCaptainRex

2008-04-05 19:44:11

Another adult on newgrounds? a rare treat indeed...


&amp;lt;deleted&amp;gt;<deleted>

2011-06-15 21:43:07

Hot teen masturbating on cam.

Download here: http://cashload.org/5fcdf00e

She starts crying at the end.