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Vairi Nice! Can Duchednier also be interviewed?! (in case you need one for, oh, lets say episode 3 mayhaps?)

On a serious note though. The only thing that bugged me was the old film filter, unless you deliberatly bought the first webcam ever made, it was only a little bit annoying. Other people seemed to like it though, so i'm not complaining.

No, you're not alone! Not many people liked the filter that much, so I won't use it for the next session. :)

It's confirmed, The staff was threatened by Right Media, and their considering to threaten them again to let go of Liljim!

Now if you excuse, I'm out to find more hard-hitting stories!

you haw nice teeth :)
Its really cool u can talk

Accent :D

oh awsome! the chat and the serch bar will be fixed yay!

i also liked the tempory NG chat made by CitricSquid untill that fag KemCab showed up. god that was awfull, im lucky i didint get any trojans sent to my IP address or my acount hacked.

lol why did you have that filter on "THIS NEWS WAS UNCOVERED AT AN ARCHEOLOGICAL FUNCTION."

that captain jack's got some great tunes

I thank thee for the extra masturbation material *bows*

The best news session ever.

also cocks.

Rumours have been going around that North Korea is developing a computer virus that could wipe out an entire communications infrastructure, and they're planning to use it on neighbouring South Korea, but due to the inaccuracy of their email missiles, there is a good chance they could hit Austraila's instead.

The Korean governments deny this, but the recent 300% rise in security usage in South Korea say otherwise.

I lol'ed at the comment left by Ronniekneel.

Good job.

SERIOUS NOTE:

use a prompter or something, so you dont keep looking down at your vaginal crevices. read the monitor from a distance.

Aw shit.

It's been confirmed, and Countries all over the world are developing this new "superworm" technology, experts are currently debating on the offical name of this new deadly weapon, but should this Viral War go Worm, Organized Civilization as we know it might not even exist.

Also, the Second Yom Kippur War has started, but not the way you expect, with the release of beta Virtual Reality, and the growing bandwidth crisis (Which that we will run out of bandwidth by 2015 unless something is done) Arab and Isarel sites were ravaged, some being completely destroyed by malware, viruses, worms, etc etc.

NG is planning to start a mecenary business in Virtual Reality, and has nearly all ends tied up, so it could become the first private website to do so. The US is considering hiring NG to safeguard Iraqi website when NG Mercs goes online.

UPDATE UPDATE

The Digital Doomsday Clock has moved to 1 second till midnight, as global spending on information warfare reaches the 1 quadrillion mark, every country that has access to the internet has access to at least one superworm (yes, development reaches that fast since the technology has always been there, only now it's cheap to do so) Countries all over the world have VR armies and massive arensals in their information weapons, tensions are increasing over the bandwidth crisis, and NG has offically become the first private VR mercenary company with other sites like 4chan, 2chan, ebaumsworld, YTMND, and others already developing in that direction.

The very possible war over bandwidth has been named The Information Wars, as this title reperesnets are needs over bandwidth usage, and it's possible with all these new developments that bandwidth could run out even much sooner than expected, possibly only a few days from now.

Rumours have been developing of websites all over the world experiencing bandwidth shortages, as their users report sudden 0KBs download or upload from a minute to several hours.

Oh sweet jesus, it happened.

The Middle east destroyed it's entire communications infrastructure when about every goddamn Arabic country used their superworms, or as they shall be called from now on, "Dragons" on Isarel, but not before Isarel fired Dragons on every Arabic country.

US Helicopters are picking up any soldiers who haven't been killed in the resulting riots, hundreds of NG VR Troops have died, thousands more seriously injured.

The Digital Doomsday Clock(DDC) set to a yoctosecond till midnight, the world waits anxiously until who makes the first move of the Global Informational War.

So many comments.

Lol fanboys. WAITWUT.

ahahahaha, that was great. "right after the weekend" ...oh James.

News stories submitted.

Check your in-box, Captain. :D