Has been taken down. Sorry. Good times, though!
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You've got an eerily acceptable news reporter voice.
Excellent. I plan to use it for future news sessions.
Will this be monthly? weekly? daily!?
Probably monthly, or depending on how much content you guys suggest to me here: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/top ic/896079
Good stuff. Needs more random cameos from random people ( cough,ME), though.
But yeah, I think having some crazy personalities would be funny.
I like the cameo idea as well. :)
I think I'll stick with Racist News instead, thank you.
Enjoy watching FOX.
You're not reading off a script.
I like to call it a "suggestion booklet".
"Can we still be friends?"
Hahaha. I liked FIG MEN CUM the best.
You're one beer short of a six pack ther' darl'n
Sorry, matey. There's only room for one Captain on this deck.
There's a gimmick account that goes by either Figmencum or Fagmencum.
Some silly thing like that.
Wow, I didn't know FIG's serum was already in production!
Your pretty. And smart sounding. :]
Y thank yar.
It was just a simple compliment you know. I have no other ulterior motives.
People are so difficult these days.
"Enjoy watching FOX."
lol Sorry. At the time my comment was skipped, and I truly believed you thought it was somehow out of line.
On a related note though, great video. The use of the old film filter really made it better. I can't wait for Session 2.
What happened to the Captain-Jack with the strong Australian accent who sounded like she could beat up a bear and turn him into a fur coat?
Still, a kick-ass idea. Let me know if you need a great yellow-journalism reporter. ;)
Here's my first report.....
Fyndir does indeed have Squid-porn. I've seen it. He also sent it to Sarai awhile back. She was not amused.
When I complete my latest story thread on NG (began posting chapters before the official ban went into effect) I'll give you the inside story of why I started posting it before I really wanted to.
I promise it'll be juicy. :D
Jolly good work, chum!
Gay porn I mean mod lo---no I mean gay porn is going strong. Less drama nowadays though.
<3 and glad to see someone of intelligence posting round these here parts.
Excellent. Say hi to the cool kids for me. Only the cool kids, mind you. <3
I enjoy the text search reference for the old timers. Good to see you're not dead and stuff.
I'm still waiting for the end of liljim's very long weekend. <3
I always wondered what your voice was like (I don't count your "rap" as your normal voice), Nepht. Anyways, this was pretty funny. :)
Bobs or GTFO.
( o Y o )
If you talked in rap on a day-to-day basis, then that would be something really awesome hahah! And FBI or Lauren might be able to confirm it if they ever go down under. :)
Good for a laugh. Let us know about future episodes on the forum.
THIS JUST IN PEACEKID IS THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE RIGHT NOW AND FOREVER
TOM'S SEMEN AND CAPTAIN-JACK'S BREAST MILK PRICES REACH RECORD HIGH
A PLANE JUST CRASHED INTO THE NEWGROUNDS TWIN TOWERS
MOTHER'S MILK IS COLD TODAY
YOU SHOULD HIRE MORE NEWS ANCHORS
AND A WEATHERMAN
AND START UP A FAUX COMPANY
SO FAR I HAVE A JOURNALIST (MONOCROM) A CHIEF VIDEO EDITOR (FBIPOLUX) AND A POTENTIAL INTERVIEW SUBJECT (MCJESUS)
YOU CAN BE THE WEATHERMAN IF YOU WANT
I LIKE WHEN WE SPEAK IN CAPS IT IS FUN AND MAKES US LOOK COOL
Thank you for watching, Rucklo.
Hmm don't use that olden style effect over the top, it doesn't suit well with news. Also center yourself to the camera :) (I'm just being picky)
A lot of people agree with you. So consensus dictates that my next news session shall be done without the grainy special effect. Also, I centered the camera to the left because I thought I could put pictures in a box to the top right corner. Turns out, I'm too lame to know how to video-edit that. ;)
Can I fap to you?
Do you need permission?
Booooo, give it some welly.
Look sterner and speak lower, and flirt...more.
Captain-Jack does not flirt, SHE TAKES WHAT'S HERS.
I approve of this concept
I approve of Ninjas with afros who have a lot of work ahead of them. I miss talking to you! <3
:P :P >:C
That is the best video ever submitted to Newgrounds.
AND OMG I WAS MENTIONED IN IT! Bow you jealous scum.
Of COURSE you would be mentioned in it! You're my NG twin, I don't go anywhere without you!
I love your accent.
I hear Enron is interested in purchasing Radiogrounds too. ;)
But let's not have another inside trading scandal.
Yes, it's not like we didn't know that Enron tends to make strange business decisions.
so, are we still friends?
(also, le hot on the capt. jack song because it was used in some jack harkness video, and jack harkness is like sex, but not in a gay way...)
I hope your next one has little pictures to accompany you to the side of your head, like on a real news report :) Who knows, maybe even some on-the-scene reporters? The possibilities are endless! Nice work ;D
I'm too much a lamer to know how to edit the video to do that. Saying that, I can at least insert pictures so I will do that next time. Thanks, dude!
Holy shit, you are real !
Anyway, great news report but I think that you should lose the "old video effect" and add a picture of what you are talking about in the top left corner (right corners are soooo overrated).
Your over enunciating of words is so hot.
I don't over-enunciate! I speak properly!
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE
LaD, Freelance Journalist.
Got some leads that say that Ross did not leave because he got a job at Right Media, Right media actually threaten the staff with their supposed mob connections to let go Ross because they needed his coding skills badly, as to why they need his coding skills is still unknown, but I can just smell the scoop.
If you need any more information, I'm supposed to meet with this....Anonymous Throat at 11:00.
I can tell Anonymous Throat will indeed be a worthy news source.
heres what my piece of news is:
Just released bigbadron song to audio portal
My real band needs donations.
The band is Moniter 0
To the denizens of newgrounds..pelase hold back fail post!
Not that kind of "news" program. :)
do you love me?
I have no feelings towards you one way or the other.
I heard that.
All of that.
FIGMENTUM IS BALD
I DON'T WANT TO BE WEATHERMAN
IT INVOLVES WORK
ALSO SPEAKING IN CAPS ISN'T MAKING US COOL, ITS SUPPOSED TO PROVIDE THE SENSE THAT WE'RE SPEAKING IN RAPID GENERIC SUCCESSION SOMETIMES STEREOTYPED IN EDITORS AND PEOPLE IN THE MEDIA BUSINESS ESPECIALLY DURING THE 1900'S
LIKE THAT GUY FROM SPIDERMAN
OH I SEE
AND HERE I WAS DOING IT TO LOOK COOL
I FEEL SILLY
SILLY THIS AIN'T NO TIME TO BE SILLY THIS IS A BUSINESS HERE YOU GOTTA GET THE SCOOP BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE
ALSO FITTY FIVE COMMENTS IS A REAL LANDMARK
REPLYING TO THEM IS MORE OF A LANDMARK THAN THAT :)
Very good :D
Stay tuned for the next one!
Vairi Nice! Can Duchednier also be interviewed?! (in case you need one for, oh, lets say episode 3 mayhaps?)
On a serious note though. The only thing that bugged me was the old film filter, unless you deliberatly bought the first webcam ever made, it was only a little bit annoying. Other people seemed to like it though, so i'm not complaining.
No, you're not alone! Not many people liked the filter that much, so I won't use it for the next session. :)
It's confirmed, The staff was threatened by Right Media, and their considering to threaten them again to let go of Liljim!
Now if you excuse, I'm out to find more hard-hitting stories!
you haw nice teeth :)
Its really cool u can talk
oh awsome! the chat and the serch bar will be fixed yay!
i also liked the tempory NG chat made by CitricSquid untill that fag KemCab showed up. god that was awfull, im lucky i didint get any trojans sent to my IP address or my acount hacked.
lol why did you have that filter on "THIS NEWS WAS UNCOVERED AT AN ARCHEOLOGICAL FUNCTION."
that captain jack's got some great tunes
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