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The (Unauthorised) Newgrounds News: Session 1

Posted by Captain-Jack - April 20th, 2008


Has been taken down. Sorry. Good times, though!


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You've got an eerily acceptable news reporter voice.

Excellent. I plan to use it for future news sessions.

Will this be monthly? weekly? daily!?

Probably monthly, or depending on how much content you guys suggest to me here: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/top ic/896079

Good stuff. Needs more random cameos from random people ( cough,ME), though.

But yeah, I think having some crazy personalities would be funny.

I like the cameo idea as well. :)

I think I'll stick with Racist News instead, thank you.

Enjoy watching FOX.

You're not reading off a script.

I like to call it a "suggestion booklet".

"Can we still be friends?"

badum tsch

Hahaha. I liked FIG MEN CUM the best.

You're one beer short of a six pack ther' darl'n

Sorry, matey. There's only room for one Captain on this deck.

There's a gimmick account that goes by either Figmencum or Fagmencum.

Some silly thing like that.

Wow, I didn't know FIG's serum was already in production!

Your pretty. And smart sounding. :]

Y thank yar.

It was just a simple compliment you know. I have no other ulterior motives.

People are so difficult these days.

lolwut.

lol Sorry. At the time my comment was skipped, and I truly believed you thought it was somehow out of line.

On a related note though, great video. The use of the old film filter really made it better. I can't wait for Session 2.

Hey!

What happened to the Captain-Jack with the strong Australian accent who sounded like she could beat up a bear and turn him into a fur coat?

Soft-spoken Captain-Jack??

Still, a kick-ass idea. Let me know if you need a great yellow-journalism reporter. ;)

SWEET!

Here's my first report.....

Fyndir does indeed have Squid-porn. I've seen it. He also sent it to Sarai awhile back. She was not amused.

When I complete my latest story thread on NG (began posting chapters before the official ban went into effect) I'll give you the inside story of why I started posting it before I really wanted to.

I promise it'll be juicy. :D

Jolly good work, chum!

Gay porn I mean mod lo---no I mean gay porn is going strong. Less drama nowadays though.

<3 and glad to see someone of intelligence posting round these here parts.

Excellent. Say hi to the cool kids for me. Only the cool kids, mind you. <3

I enjoy the text search reference for the old timers. Good to see you're not dead and stuff.

I'm still waiting for the end of liljim's very long weekend. <3

I always wondered what your voice was like (I don't count your "rap" as your normal voice), Nepht. Anyways, this was pretty funny. :)

Bobs or GTFO.

( o Y o )

If you talked in rap on a day-to-day basis, then that would be something really awesome hahah! And FBI or Lauren might be able to confirm it if they ever go down under. :)

Good for a laugh. Let us know about future episodes on the forum.

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